Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A win for team West

Today was the magical day. I fought a long and lengthy battle with my Mirena. (If you don't know what it is, ask me or google it.) After 2 years and 3 months, the IUD is out.

The hormone laden, plastic Hoover dam of my uterus put up a tremendous fight. Severe mood swings, (I'm suprised I am still married folks) Extreme fatigue, (like sleeping ALL fucking day) losing tons and tons of my hair, and that's just to name a few of the un-pleasantries that came with this little gem.

Yes, that's the little devil right there...

This small victory for team West means that now? We get the green light to start working on baby #2. Am  I crazy? Well, Ethan is hell on two legs most days so, number 2 can't be worse right? Ya, I figured I'm probably just kidding myself.But, I think that Mr. E needs a permanent playmate! And you best believe I'm trying every trick in the book to get a girl over here, if you haven't noticed, team West is dripping with testosterone. We need to tip the scales in our favor here!

So my girly parts and I are celebrating today's triumph!

( I work in the medical field kids, I know how this shit looks in real life.)

As I left the exam room, I opened the trash can in which the evil Mirena was tossed, gave it the finger, and walked out. Fuck you! I'm getting knocked up!      Bitch!

* these photos are inspired by an amazingly hilarious blog that I love hyperbole and a half Get on reading her if you haven't, you will not regret it*


  1. I particularly liked the second drawing!

  2. so did i! really believable.
    also. good luck on the getting knocked up!!!

  3. Thanks for visiting my blog! I'm glad you did because I found your blog...your pics are hilarious (I love Hyperbole by the way).

    Good luck with the baby makin'!

  4. HAHA, I love your drawings. And the fact that you gave the Mirena the finger = amazing

  5. Hi, I just read this post and would like to hear more about your Mirena troubles, as I am thinking about going on it. From my research and from what my friends that are on it said, it's not that bad so I please elaborate on your troubles. Have you had issues in the past with hormones (like the pill)? I have not been on the pill, or any birth control aside from the "pull out and pray method" for 14 years as hubby and I had fertility issues getting pregnant so this is really my first foray into that realm. Coreen @