My name isn't actually Betty and I am not always bitter, but I do I like long baths on the beach and hot bubble walks....wait...what? But really, I'm just your run-of-the-mill fat chick in pursuit of life long healthiness! I bake, pro-create, write, eat, and do everything else in life with a healthy dose of sarcasm. I have a hot husband who drives me crazy in every possible way, and two adorable little boys who are full of spunk and sass. I don't write about anything specifically, mostly my issues in becoming fat girl slim and other random crap that pops into my head, but some folks tell me I'm funny! And that works for me!